Persuasive personal essay to get a house

This is not a homework assignment.

We are trying to buy a new home and they want a personal letter of why we should get the house.
I need a really good persuasive letter stating why we should get the house. Bellow are some points you should include

Newely married trying to start a family and this home seems perfect to do that.

Hard working Armenian couple who are both in taxes ( husband CPA wife works for tax compliance firm)

We will let you guys stay there past escrow for as long as their new place is ready.

Side note: after seeing the house we noticed an elephant picture in the garage and the wife loves elephants. ( this is kind of an irrelevant note but please try to incorporate in it in kind of a funny way)

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